1000 Tiny Birds: 2026 edition

    Lorraine Ali - No Lessons Learned: The Making of Curb Your Enthusiasm (2025)

    2026-02-04

    Still reading

    Roxy Lanes

    Bristol, 2026-02-04

    We are blessed by HPE Early Careers with some budget for a “Beat The January Blues” event, and so off to Roxy Lanes for an afternoon of bowling we go. I get some garlic and parmesan coated chicken wings, which are perfectly fine, but so are most things when you drown them in garlic, parmesan, and butter. I’d have liked a bit more crispness to the skin, but there’s at least a decent amount of meat on the bone. The fries are fries, no more, no less.

    No Other Choice (2025)

    2026-02-03

    An almost-biting satire (that occasionally loses its way) with some bravura setpieces and a stunningly presented and constructed denoument. Park Chan-Wook is a master for a reason. There’s something in the reading of things from hands that I can’t quite place. Still, ambitious and effective and gonzo and all of that. Great stuff.

    Watershed

    Bristol, 2026-02-03

    Thrilled that after many years of having to pay an extra 1.90 to add cheese to the Watershed burger, they’ve seen the light, realised the error of their ways, and just made it a cheesburger. Tonight’s serving has probably the smallest amount of crispy fried onions on it that I’ve ever had, but the garlic mayo still works a treat. The chips are well fried, and there’s an almost patronisingly limp salad on the side, as if they know you’re never going to touch it. But it passes the time before the film, and is not massively far down the Bristol burger rankings.

    Joyce Manor - I Used To Go To This Bar (2026)

    2026-02-03

    Mock The Week S22

    2026-02-02

    Still watching

    Suede (+Bloodworm)

    Bristol Beacon, 2026-02-02

    The first gig of the year, and it is the inimitable Suede, continuing to put bands half their age to shame with their on-stage energy. Brett Anderson remains a force of nature, building an enchanting world in the hallowed halls of the Beacon. Suede fans, unfortunately, remain so unlike their Christ, this time forcing me - six songs in - to move from my nice centre-and-three-back spot that I got there early for to right at the side. But let us focus on the positives. A rare outing for Bloodsports cut Snowblind, right off the back of Pantomime Horse, I think the first time I’ve heard it since it was the very first song I heard them play live back in 2013. The second live outing of the first song from Suede 11, continuing finely in the vein of Autofiction and Antidepressants. Boo for the Night Thoughts erasure, but increasingly they seem confident in how much their later catalogue is better than the former, especially live these days. I know they always have to play So Young, Metal Mickey, etc., but it’s time to embrace the deeper cuts of latter day Suede more live, even if it’s at the expense of Animal Nitrate. Bring on the next one. Support from Bloodworm, who also supported them last year at the Southbank. No major evolution since then, but they’re confident on a big stage and still wearing the influences on their sleeves. I remain tempted to go see them in a sweatier small room, where I can imagine they’ll blow the roof off.

    Groundhog Day (1993)autorenew

    2026-02-02

    Of course, of course. Perpetually enamoured by how it sets up the ground truth of the time loop, a masterclass in exposition that the audience needs to know for it to make sense.

    Jay Rayner - Wasted Calories and Ruined Nights: A Journey Deeper into Dining Hell (2018)

    2026-02-01

    A brief compilation of some of Rayner’s more cutting restaurant reviews. A relief to not see any Bristol places this time around, and the Le Cinq review remains a classic. As Rayner himself says in the introduction, there’s no pleasure in a bad review, but they are the ones that catch the eye the most, and for good reason in his case. Some incredible turns of phrase.

    Best In Show (2000)autorenew

    2026-02-01

    Rewatched in memory of Catherine O’Hara. All the best bits are in the back half of the film with Fred Willard’s commentator character, but it’s fun to watch the cast run away with themselves and it spirals nicely.

    Fantasmas S1

    2026-02-01

    Still watching

    The History Of Sound (2025)

    2026-02-01

    Predisposed to like this based on how much I enjoyed Hermanus’ previous film (Living), and go on then, a little World War One era gay drama, why not. It’s shot beautifully, the tentative brushing of hands on bannisters early on, the waves of connection and disconnection and aching throughout. Josh O’Connor and Paul Mescal, increasingly loudly becoming two of our generation’s best actors, are inevitably excellent (and my god why has no one thought to put Mescal in round glasses before,come on now).

    Conan O'Brien Must Go S1

    2026-01-31

    Long a fan of Conan, and I remember watching at least some of those early Conan Without Borders episodes, and Conan Must Go has been on my list since pretty much that insane Hot Ones episode. O’Brien is a generous presence, happy for others to get the laughs at his expense, but clearly also genuinely curious about the world around him and knows the comedy value in jumping headfirst into situations. The Larry David impersonator blind date is an absolute highlight, as is the tango to Kiss Of Fire. Good company.

    Goodbye June (2025)

    2026-01-31

    Familial melodrama from Kate Winslet directing, I’m sure entirely coincidentally, a script written by her son. It’s broadly inoffensive, and I can’t fault the actors, but the mechanical motions fail to effectively tug the heartstrings in the telegraphed moments.

    Dragons' Den S23

    2026-01-31

    Still watching

    Geologist - Can I Get A Pack Of Camel Lights? (2026)

    2026-01-31

    The Apprentice S20

    2026-01-30

    Still watching

    Mika - Hyperlove (2026)

    2026-01-30

    Adam's

    Birmingham, 2026-01-29

    Towards the end of my two weeks of monastic isolation (staying up in Birmingham at Alasdair’s mum’s house), I treat myself with a Michelin star meal, because what else have I spent my money on recently? Birmingham does surprisingly well with its restaurants, and I’m excited that Adam’s has now got an a la carte menu, so I’m not weighed down fully by a tasting menu of a Thursday evening. Doubly so when I realise I still get the snacks and petits fours. The snacks are an early treat, with a cheese espuma and a Yukon Gold potato crisp, a caviar mousse tart that marries the flavour and texture well, and particularly a perfect one-bite fried raindrop of lamb ragu, bursting in the mouth like a popping boba. The breads, two sourdoughs with two butters are good, but the real highlight is the ginger and Bovril pastry, somehow both flakey in texture but rich and deep in flavour, every bite a dremam. I start with a celeriac and comté cheese agnolotti, with proper thick shavings of truffle, served on a bed of whey. The main is your classic fine dining “here’s how many different ways we can do this meat”, this time with venison, served practically melting as two filets, as well as an adorable little sausage. It’s accompanied by a smokey egg parfait, hiding underneath it a mix of truffle and Alsace bacon, cutting through the richness of it all nicely, as does the slices and gel drops of pear. All of that is nothing compared to dessert, though, a chocolate parfait made of 40% Valrhona Jirava chocolate, encaged in a beehive of a sesame tuille topped with sobacha ice cream, and in the depths of it all, a gorgeous yoghurt and thick, tangy reduction of sobacha, adding an almost balsamic note to the proceedings. I savoured each and every bite. A herby marshmallow and a pretty generously apportioned pastel de nata serve as the petits fours with my peppermint tea seeing me into the evening. An early contender for meal of the year, surely. (A baffling side note: five minutes after I got there, a well-dressed and clearly well off couple turned up with a reservation, sat down, ordered a glass of champagne each, looked at the menu, went “no”, paid for the champagne, and left without even finishing. How on earth do you end up in that situation?)

    The Full Monty (1997)

    2026-01-29

    An enjoyable Britcom romp, which understandably resonated a lot then and maybe less so now? Harder to balance with the quite vocal homophobia in there, which I don’t really take offence to for a couple of reasons - the gay relationship later portrayed tenderly and, yeah, those characters would have thought that, fair enough - but I wonder if younger audiences would empathise less as a result. Does something key which more if not all films should do, which is just end at the proper end of the story and not keep limping on another 15 minutes for unnecessary resolution.

    One Foot In The Grave S1

    2026-01-28

    Despite having incredibly fond memories of Love Soup from nigh on 20 years ago (which held up on rewatch last year) and Jonathan Creek, I had never got round to arguably David Renwick’s most popular show. Prompted by a forum discussion on the best plotting in comedy, in which the two most common responses were OFITG and Cabin Pressure, it felt time to get on with it. Forewarned that it hits its stride in series 2, I still really enjoyed the early iteration of it. It beds in very quickly, each episode jams a lot in (to great effect, not a criticism) but isn’t quite doing the Seinfeld dovetailing yet. I look forward to seeing how this develops.

    The Castle (2023)

    2026-01-28

    Not much to it, really. A documentary about a mother and daughter looking after a crumbling castle after the family who owned it and who employed the mother as a housekeeper… die? It’s quite a monotonous piece that never really digs into any analysis of this, in terms of classism, social mobility, familial relationships, etc. A shame.

    The Deli Social

    Sutton Coldfield, 2026-01-28

    A proper sausage sandwich! None of your fancy sourdoughs, your artisan sausages, any of that. Thick cut white bloomer, slather of butter that melts under the weight of it all, and the chepaest sausages you can find, all piled up. Add in some ketchup, and that’s what I’m talking about.

    Shakespeare In Love (1998)

    2026-01-27

    Baffling to find out that this somewhat lightweight comedy (and, understandably controversially, the first comedy to win Best Picture since Annie Hall) was written by Tom Stoppard?! Sure, why not. It’s pretty much the first episode of Blackadder II extended to a feature length film, but with Martin Clunes playing Richard Burbage. It’s enjoyable enough, and well-made at that. So fair play to them all, but it’s probably no Saving Private Ryan, is it?

    bar italia - Some Like It Hot (2025)

    2026-01-27

    Pavilion 6 (2024)

    2026-01-26

    Slice-of-life in the early days of a vaccination centre in Croatia during Covid, that is oddly nostalgic in its own way, an amount of certainty and positivity in that part of the pandemic. It’s enjoyable to see the mundane reality of it all, with strangers making conversation as they wait the mandated period of time to monitor for adverse reactions, but even at 1h8 does start to drag a bit.

    Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)autorenew

    2026-01-25

    Oh for the times that a tech billionaire gets to form a cabinet department and it’s only the MCU. Who, by the way, I think has to shoulder some amount of the blame for Elon Musk and the mess we’re all in today. Unironically. Still a decent romp, love the high school bits, I misremembered this being the one where it’s mostly just Tom Holland and Zendaya, but I don’t know whether I care enough to rewatch that one at this point.

    Bryce Dessner - Train Dreams (Original Soundtrack) (2025)

    2026-01-25

    A shame this didn’t get nominated for Best Original Score (although the song with Nick Cave did for Original Song, so y’know), but Dessner’s score for Train Dreams is a perfect fit for the film - quietly unwinding to reveal a greater depth in the still of its calm.

    James Muldoon - Love Machines: How Artificial Intelligence is Transforming Our Relationships (2026)

    2026-01-25

    Oh we are so societally and completely non-virtually fucked. AI companies weaponising and monetising a loneliness epidemic, bulldozing its way through the human experience and insisting that you don’t need friends, you don’t need a partner, and you don’t need to grieve. Why would you! Create your random text generator facsimile, and more than that, turn the deceased into the person you want them to be rather than the person they actually were! Christ. Love Machines covers a wide number of case studies in this, but Muldoon frustratingly both-sides his way through it, all of the above seemingly balanced out by “but still, pretty cool though, right!”. No. No no no. Shut it all down, burn it to the ground, and talk to your friends. Please.

    Waterstones Café

    Birmingham, 2026-01-25

    Yesterday, I was (very easily) talked into buying the Waterstones book of the month by the bookseller at the till, and eager to reassure me that I was making the right choice, informed me that with the receipt I could get a free hot drink until the end of the month. Not one to leave money on the table, I went back the next day to take advantage of this offer, with a perfectly serviceable hot chocolate and an excuse to sit still and read for a bit. What more could you want?

    Some Like It Hot (1959)

    2026-01-24

    A classic for a reason, and my god would I love to see a 2026 version of this. Billy Wilder firing on all cylinders, Jack Lemmon incredibly funny, Marilyn Monroe just perfectly her. The farce builds impeccably to a final stretch that culminates in the perfect final line to it all. Great fun.

    Blank Slate Coffee

    Birmingham, 2026-01-24

    I’ve identified the only other human being I know in Birmingham, and I am thrilled to get out the house and have a coffee with Reuben. He suggests Blank Slate Coffee, which - with no superior local knowledge - I am happy to agree to. I have a small chai latte which is smaller than I’d have anticipated, but is perfectly nice. I’ve not yet had enough chai lattes to fully discern. I also bring home a brownie, which is no Zara’s or my own, but is fudgy enough to get by.

    Election (1999)autorenew

    2026-01-23

    One or my favourite political films, in its own weird way. Very early Alexander Payne, with so much promise of things to come. I forgot how funny that first freeze-frame on Witherspoon is, proper laugh from me on that this time. The narration really does work, to be fair, in a way it often doesn’t. Provides a proper counterpoint to what’s on screen. Is there a thinkpiece to be written about this presaging the 2000 election? Probably! It is going to be written by me? Wouldn’t think so!

    Panic! At The Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out (20th Anniversary Deluxe) (2026)

    2026-01-23

    Ah, my teenage emo phase - short-lived but with a long tail. The ones that stuck really did stick. As with any remaster, it’s always a toss-up as to whether any perceived improvements are either real or the placebo effect of just paying more attention. In any case, sounds pretty good! A bit compressed, but with more presence in the low-end. The demos are always interesting - the electronic-y tracks are more electronic (Time To Dance!); the rock tracks are more rocky. A testament to how well produced the final product was. And a proper audio release of Live In Denver is always appreciated, if only in recognition of my gateway into Radiohead.

    The Seven Year Itch (1955)

    2026-01-22

    The Letterboxd reviews are, as ever, an exercise in people failing to possess a basic level of media literacy, but here we are. For all Wilder regretted how much the Hayes Code restrained him in not actually being able to have Richard actually go through with cheating on his wife, it actually makes the whole thing a lot more interesting. The playing with fantasy is a lot of fun, and Monroe is a treat.

    Ghostbusters II (1989)

    2026-01-21

    Not as massive a step down as a sequel as you might expect! It’s not bringing much to the table, admittedly, but it’s fun enough and it’s enjoyable to watch it really twist the knife of just how much of a hellhole New York can be.

    Windowbox Café

    Sutton Coldfield, 2026-01-21

    I have cleared my afternoon of meetings and have found a café that’s a 15 minute walk from Aladair’s mum’s house, so it’s time to take a break into the world that isn’t just going to the gym. I have a very nice chai latte and a red velvet cupcake, which I can tell you was good because the frosting dipped into the centre rather than just adorning the top. I listen to Slowdive’s self-titled comeback album and crack on with some work proposals. Nice to have a change of scene.

    Michael Clune - Pan (2025)

    2026-01-20

    A vivid, feverish novel, of the escalation of teenage anxiety and panic attacks into mania. It’s not quite my experience with anxiety (thank god), but it feels lived in. A fantastic discursion into the virtue of understanding the root cause or just making up your own. There are scenes where I personally found it tough going, when the protagonist Nick gets ganged up on by the cool kids when getting high for the first time, expertly written by Clune in the intertwining external and internal sources. There’s a beautiful vignette towards the beginning of the book where Nick describes this idea of childhood prophesying, of telling his babysitter when the wind will rise. Remarkably touching in its view of the world.

    Things You Should Have Done S1

    2026-01-20

    This oddly passed me by at the time, but with the second series beginning and it being back in the semi-public consciousness, it was time to dig in and oh what a thrill to have done so. It’s so confident in its own particular voice, Lucia Keskin’s specific silly sense of humour, completely deadpan but full of half-baked vignettes. I can understand how this might not be for everyone, but what a treat for those on her wavelength.

    Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

    2026-01-20

    Young Dev Patel! Adorable. The conceit is actually a really fun means of exposition with built-in tension/stakes. The only jarring thing is Boyle’s insistence on his typical frame-skipping cinematography in a misjudged attempt at introducing kineticism to a story that has enough of it intrinsically. Have faith in your material, Danny!

    High Society (1956)

    2026-01-19

    A fun confection of a film, if ultimately featherweight. Grace Kelly, Bing Crosby, and Frank Sinatra all do what they do. Louis Armstrong gets to turn up in an extended cameo and be extremely meta. We get the song Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. People fall in and out of love and it all wraps up maybe 15 minutes after it should have, but it’s an amiable watch.

    Cecile Lind - Girlbeast (2025)favorite

    2026-01-18

    Oh man. A quick, scorching read, full of lyrical prose (“I am sunwarm and eveningwonderful” - I’d love to know more about how Hazel Evans approached the translation from the original Danish). A devastating examination of the weight of being a teenage girl in a world of men waiting to devour you. The duties and expectations of being pure and virginal but ready and eager, incubated but not long enough, and what agency do you have within those constraints to own them? The epilogue maybe doesn’t quite stick the landing - or, I think, less that, more that it decides in the last few pages to veer off into a different direction that isn’t really in keeping with the rest of the book. But beyond that, a difficult triumph.

    Ghostbusters (1984)autorenew

    2026-01-18

    I could have sworn I had watched this since (checks Letterboxd) before uni?! - but apparently not. I think I liked it more this time, just clicked a bit more. It’s not as much of a vehicle for the cast to just play their personas, but Bill Murray is obviously larger than life and Rick Moranis is quietly great. Banging soundtrack too.

    Westside Cowboy - So Much Country 'Till We Get There (2026)

    2026-01-18

    A country-flecked midwestern emo EP from hot new things Westside Cowboy, whom I’m very excited to be seeing later this year at the Exchange. Hints of early Modest Mouse abound, amongst many other influences I’m not really aware of. Strange Taxidermy sets a more lilting tone than the rest of the EP follows, but the closer In The Morning with its almost folky harmonies is a strong bookend.

    Fat Hippo

    Birmingham, 2026-01-18

    I’ve popped into Birmingham itself to get out of the house for a bit of a mooch, and have taken the opportunity to have a bite to eat. I’ve been to a Fat Hippo a couple of times before, and honestly, I think I remembered it being better? The burger - I go for their classic “American” - is pretty anonymous, with a flavourless bun dominating proceedings. The chips are on the cooler side of hot, but yet still the food came out long before the drinks (“yes, that’s because I haven’t made them yet” is the somewhat pass-agg response when I point this out). The chocolate and salted caramel milkshake almost makes up for it, being generous in size and strong in flavour. But it doesn’t live up to the not obcenely excellent memories I had.

    Can You Keep A Secret? S1

    2026-01-18

    An odd little one, this. It’s perfectly fine, some decent enough jokes, the plot moves along nicely. But that’s… it? It feels like a waste of Mark Heap and Dawn French to make something so grounded. It’s missing a spark to properly ignite it into something good. It sometimes feels like Simon Mayhew-Archer - who does, to his credit, an awful lot to raise awareness around Parkinsons - set out to make a comedy that included a good representation of Parkinsons, and then once that was achieved (which it was, Heap’s character gets a lot of good moments around that), didn’t really push much beyond that. A shame for the loss of potential, but maybe a second series could double down.

    When Harry Met Sally (1989)favoriteautorenew

    2026-01-17

    Not watched in some time (2017 according to Letterboxd), and obviously top of mind with Reiner’s recent tragic passing. It’s so very good. An obvious descendant of Annie Hall both in writing and directing, but leaning more on the earnestness. The line “I’ll have what she’s having” is so over-referenced now that it’s actually quite startling to remember just how effective a punchline it actually is.

    Gluttons For Nourishment

    Tettenhall, 2026-01-16

    Having dropped Alasdair off at the hospital for the operation, and having found out that despite being on the morning list and getting there for 7.30am that he’s actually going into theatre at 2.30pm, Vicky and I make tracks via Gluttons For Nourishment, if only for the name. I treat myself to a brunch slice of chocolate cake - quite moist, well iced - and a chai latte for my troubles. A pleasingly different vibe from a hospital, which is really the selling point I suppose.

    The Last Dinner Party - From The Pyre (2025)

    2026-01-15

    It’s not a bad album, but do we really need this album in a world where Black Country, New Road are doing this female-voice-fronted alt-art-folk vibe in a much more interesting way? Woman is a Tree stuck out on first listen, so maybe that’s my way back in.

    Cory Doctorow - Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What To Do About It. (2025)favorite

    2026-01-15

    God, this was a refreshing read, if only to feel like I’m not the only one seeing this and to inspire some optimism about the future. This is a heart-on-sleeve fact-based polemic on the state of late-stage technocapitalism, with a convincing and thorough laying out of how we got into this mess of every service getting worse as it gets more essential, how it plays out in the here and now, but most importantly it provides practical - if ambitious - solutions. It’s also really made me think about my part in this (as a consumer, not a producer, although inevitably the HPE/Juniper acquisition gets mentioned, but we escape it until 92% of the way through the book) - what services do I subscribe to, what efforts do I make to not reward enshittification in these services, and what alternatives could be out there? It’s also just nice to be reacquainted with Doctorow’s writing!

    Lapinfavorite

    Bristol, 2026-01-14

    I cannot keep making new favourite restaurants in Bristol. There are already too many. But on my second visit to Lapin (the first captured by The Guardian, with me and Ruth in the background of the photo taken to run with Grace Dent’s review), I fear it’s too late - an absolutely gorgeous meal from start to finish. As Raph broadly follows a kosher diet and as two thirds of the prix fixe menu contains pork, this time I feast from the a la carte menu. Snacks to start, though, with heavily marinated provencal olives, some still warm baguette with an intensely rich salted butter, and a blue cheese gougere as pungent as all get out, snowed with grated Old Winchester. For the main, maybe the best chicken kyiv I have ever had, and given this didn’t even have garlic butter, I don’t say that lightly. Instead, a saffron and apricot butter treads the line perfectly between suffusing the chicken and pouring out when the kyiv is cut open. It’s served on a bed of spiced carrot puree and confit fennel, all to die for. We share some sides - the duck fat frites cannot be avoided, and nor should they be, not least when we’ve blagged some incredible aioli to accompany them, and the leek & spinach gratin is done in a way you could only ever hope of the French to do. Such faith do I have in the Lapin team that when I find out the eclair du jour is a rhubarb and custard one, I still go for it! Topped with an italian meringue, the custard positively pools around the pastry after the first cut, more creme anglais than anything else. Almost faultless food (the Old Winchester could have been out of the fridge a little longer first), impeccable service and hospitality. I’m sure I’ll be back very soon.

    Hamnet (2026)

    2026-01-13

    Genuinely very affecting, especially towards the end. Mescal and Buckley both obviously very good (apart from, maybe, a couple of moments from Buckley in the more… overt grief moments), but Hamnet himself does a really great job. Can’t believe Jessie Buckley is going to win an Oscar for playing someone who talks all the way through a play.

    Aerospace Bristol

    Bristol, 2026-01-13

    We’ve somehow got some Q1 budget left for team activities, and so Sharon has miraculously sorted out a section lunch at Aerospace Bristol, which means getting to eat lunch sat under Concord! Ah it’s a good gimmick. The food is not as plentiful as I might have hoped, a cold buffet with limited range, but it is all actually nice enough. A good potato salad, a leek and cheese quiche that goes well with some chutney, a good hunk of foccacia. It’s free and it’s not work, so who’s complaining.

    The Cribs - Selling A Vibe (2026)

    2026-01-13

    I never really listened to The Cribs the first time around, so maybe it’s unfair to dismiss this as just feeling like landfill indie. Surprised to find out Johnny Marr briefly joined them, but then to be fair he’s been in most bands at this point. Self Respect might be either catchy or annoying, we’ll find out which in the long run.

    I’m Chevy Chase and You’re Not (2025)

    2026-01-12

    Ah, the dichotomy of man. He’s an asshole! There might be mitigating factors from his childhood for his assholeness! But he’s still an asshole! It’s telling who they could and could not get to talk about him on camera. There’s a lot of time spent with Chase himself and his family, which means there’s a slight veer into hagiography towards the end, especially around the perceived SNL50 snub which is presented broadly uncritically on the part of the filmmakers.

    Tobacco Factory

    Bristol, 2026-01-12

    Ruth and I are due a catch up, and having a bite to eat at the Tobacco Factory before her life drawing class seems the most convenient way of achieving that. We’re brought in by the promise of pie and mash, and today’s option is cauliflower cheese pie - yes bloody please. The pie itself is surprisingly not dense or claggy, with a strong pastry standing up for itself and a filling that is biased towards the cauliflower rather than the cheese, probably for the best. The mash is good but very minimal, which is disappointing. The root veg served with it are very nice, if slightly over-salty in the seasoning department, but go down nicely with a decent boat of gravy.

    Anika Jade Levy - Flat Earth (2025)

    2026-01-11

    We are fully in the age of the millenial novel, and I mean that as a compliment. Flat Earth revolves around Avery, an art student in New York who is to varying degrees jealous of her varyingly successful friend Frances. The specifics are largely irrelevant. Instead, it talks more to the way the world as we have made it exacerbates and influences that jealousy, the means it provides as an outlet. The precise and cold prose models the remove at which Avery has to take the world, the job at the dating app for the patriarchy, the casual relationships where even she seems unsure whether it’s anything more than just something to do. And why do we want so much what still doesn’t make other people happy?

    Black Sheep Coffee

    Birmingham, 2026-01-11

    Needing some sort of sustenance before the train back to Bristol by myself, Alasdair and I pop into Black Sheep Coffee more in a “this will do” sense than any particular excitement. Service is remarkably slow and ill-thought through (don’t have the hot drink on the side ready to go and then take 10 minutes to make the food). I have a peppermint tea which is hard to get wrong, and a somewhat underwhelming “Norwegian” waffle with strawberries and cream.

    Cosy Club

    Birmingham, 2026-01-10

    Alasdair’s mum’s surprise retirement party! (the party being the surprise, not the retirement). Stuart has pulled a blinder and amassed a good 30 of her friends in the function room at Cosy Club, which does necessitate the party menu. An array of starters for the table, with highlights personally being the crispy cauliflower and the Bath chorizo. I don’t really consider that one of them is also the Asian buttermilk fried chicken when I order my main, the (by implication non-Asian) buttermilk fried chicken. It’s a decent slab that is more breadcrumbed than anything else, served with a frisée and green bean salad, dressed in effectively just caramelised butter, which I’m not really complaining about but does feel like cheating somewhat. The fries are acceptable if not massively bountiful. I intuit that ordering dessert would just hold up the dancing, so I make my peace with that and my not too shabby mocktails.

    Jenny On Holiday - Quicksand Heart (2026)

    2026-01-10

    I never really listened to The Cribs the first time around, so maybe it’s unfair to dismiss this as just feeling like landfill indie. Surprised to find out Johnny Marr briefly joined them, but then to be fair he’s been in most bands at this point. Self Respect might be either catchy or annoying, we’ll find out which in the long run.

    Spiritedfavorite

    Bristol, 2026-01-09

    Our home away from home, and an odd choice to go to our local whiskey and cocktail bar during Dry January, but the non-alcoholic cocktails are still to die for - I opt for a 0% floradora, made with grenadine instead of raspberry, and it is just divine. Thank god it’s here.

    Ragufavorite

    Bristol, 2026-01-09

    For our last night together in Bristol before a few restricted weeks, Alasdair treat ourselves to Ragu, the sister restaurant to our beloved Cor. Whisper it, though, I think Ragu might have outshone its older sibling. With minimal overlap on the vegan menu for Alasdair, we basically order our own small plates. We do, though, share the olives, as well as the focaccia with whipped bottarga butter for me and olive oil and a balsamic vinegar for him which is so good that our waitress goes and takes a photo of the bottle for us to take a photo of itself. I opt for two big small plates (which average out to two normal plates). The first, pappardelle served with slow cooked pig cheek in a rich, parmesan fuelled sauce that clings silkily to the pasta and coats the beautifully tender cheeks. For the main event, I have a dish that I had last year with Raph but in its full, unaltered form: venison - sourced from the immensely local Ashton Court - with gorgonzola dolce, dresssed in bone marrow butter, and some raddichio leaves for the illusion of balance. I am at least honest enough with myself in the moment to acknowledge that this was not a plate designed for one person, no matter how little else you order, so leave at least a bit of the gorgonzola, but I feel the joy of early onset gout coursing through my veins. We share the crispy potatoes, smashed into rosemary and garlic, and wander off into the night.

    Dry Cleaning - Secret Love (2026)

    2026-01-09

    Hard for me, personally, to get on with this level of sprechgesang (compared to your early BC,NR, for example), at least in a “latching onto it” sense. It’s still good! It’s not necessarily my kind of post-punk, but I reckon with more listens I’ll get into it more. Highlights are Let Me Grow and You’ll See The Fruit and I Need You.

    Douglas Coupland - Binge (2021)

    2026-01-08

    At one point for my late teens/early 20s, I’d have probably told you that Douglas Coupland was my favourite author - oh for the days of certainty! This didn’t change out of any particular personal growth (mine) or creative decline (his), more just he stopped publishing as much. But picking up this post-covid collection of microfiction, I’m instantly reminded of what I loved about his work. It’s a generational voice that works when stretched above and below that generation, consistent across these 60 bite-sized stories that quantum leap from character to character, but still different enough that each character feels suitably real. Laugh out loud funny in one moment, ruminative on the state of the world the next, and very hard to put down.

    Prime By Pasture

    Bristol, 2026-01-08

    As a man who has the correct opinion that Pasture is the best steak place in Bristol, it was an inevitability that I’d have to try their new burger place, Prime By Pasture. And Zac has evenings free with Martha off on holiday, so what an excuse. Let’s cut to the chase, it’s going straight in near the top on the Bristol burger rankings. I opt for the #4: American cheese, crispy bacon, bacon jam, miso mayo, and pickles. All burgers come with a choice of either smash patties or proper juicy thick ones. Given that this is a place that knows its beef, I want that rich flavour so it has to be the pink and juicy for me. It was very good indeed. Crucially for me, not being a massive fan of bacon in burgers, the bacon here is the perfect texture, cooked enough to not bring the whole rasher with you on the first bite, but not so much to be all texture no flavour. The patty itself practically melts in the mouth, combining well with the cheese and sauces. The bun is a nice, lightly toasted sesame bun. The chips are the ideal paradox of crisp but fluffy, and I don’t even resent how much I paid for the beef fat garlic mayo to have with them. The only slight disappointment was the double chocolate brownie milkshake, which was nowhere near as rich as that name would imply. But all in, it’s already overtaken quite a few burger joints here. I look forward to returning to try their breakfast menu soon.

    They Are Gutting A Body Of Water - LOTTO (2025)

    2026-01-08

    Found it hard to get locked into this - too distracted by actually writing some code at work for the first time in lord knows how long. That’s not to say it’s bad! Sludgy guitar with a shoegaze sheen, a little Cloud Nothings but veering off the path a bit.

    Tom Skinner - Kaleidoscope Visions (2025)

    2026-01-07

    Diving into Tom Skinner’s solo work at long last, having very much enjoyed the slightly faltering set at Strange Brew last year. Did some of that improvisation end up on here/come from here? Who knows, I have no memory of that. But beautifully wrong-footing jazz here, with the title track a highlight, tight-locked grooves that begin to unwind just when you think you’ve got a handle on them.

    Bassvictim - Forever (2025)

    2026-01-06

    A bit PC Music in the toeing the line carefully of being either hypercatchy or just extremely annoying, but I think with time I’ll enjoy that element of it. Not quite the dentist’s drill to the pleasure centre of you brain in the way A.G. Cook does it, but a lot to like here in Grow Up!!! and Lil Maria.

    Sigrid - There's Always More That I Could Say (2025)favorite

    2026-01-06

    Big fan of this, having been slightly disappointed by fellow Norwegian pop girlie girl in red’s sophomore effort last year or so. Good solid pop bangers all around. Jotted down Jellyfish, Do It Again, and Fort Knox as highlights for the playlist and then had to stop before I was going to just add it all. Eternal Sunshine might peep its way on there too.

    Taskmaster New Year's Treat S2026

    2026-01-05

    After a really solid year of Taskmaster with series 19 and 20, maybe the best back to back pair for some time, it’s a disappointing New Year’s Treat to start off 2026. The contestants themselves are fine, but everything else around it is the worst parts of Taskmaster dialled up to 11, with Alex Horne at his most weird/fetish/fan-service-y.

    claire rousay - a little death (2025)

    2026-01-05

    A blend of droning ambient and field recordings (but then what isn’t these days). Hard to pull out much on first listen, oddly captivated by the end of somehow, snatches of some overheard conversation. Feels lived in.

    Daniel Avery - Tremor (2025)

    2026-01-04

    Fun to see Ellie Rowsell of Wolf Alice pop up on Haze. A good mix of instrumental ambient and bocal loudness. Neon Pulse a fave on the former front, and Art School Girlfriend-featuring I Feel You on the latter front, an excellent closer to the album.

    Peter Hujar's Day (2025)

    2026-01-04

    Incredible accent work from Ben Whishaw here, amongst everything else. Always a pleasure to have a new Ira Sachs film, and this is an odd little egg. A quietly meditative film, almost a step removed from being slice of life, a recounting of a slice of life maybe. Oh how our lives expand when you stop to think about them.

    Thank Goodness You're Here!

    Video game, 2026-01-03

    Still playing

    UFO 50

    Video game, 2026-01-03

    Still playing

    Mavis Staples - Sad And Beautiful World (2025)

    2026-01-03

    Mavis Staples is responsible for my favourite episode of Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, so much so that it forms part of my own little Christmas traditions, and yet I’ve never actually ever really listened to her. Thrilled to put on this collection of covers to find that the opening track is Tom Waits’ Chicago, bringing out the blues of it from a different angle, her beautiful bass voice in place of Waits’ rasp. Leonard Cohen’s Anthem is another highlight, another crack where the light gets in.

    Cover Up (2025)

    2026-01-03

    The fun subtextual throughline of Cover Up is whether Seymour Hersh’s paranoia at being asked questions in this interview that he agreed to and continue to agree to is justified or not. A prickly participant in his own documentary, Hersh’s presence enlivens an otherwise solid documentary on the quite impressive array of major journalistic breaks he’s been responsible for, from war crimes in Vietnam to the abuse in Abu Ghraib.

    Would I Lie To You S19

    2026-01-03

    Still watching

    Peter Howson - Let Them Eat Crypto (2023)

    2026-01-02

    I’ve read a few books on the general theme of Bitcoin/cryptocurrency (Michael Lewis’ hagiography of SBF, Zeke Faux’s excellent investigative journalism on Tether), but Howson’s Let Them Eat Crypto takes a different tack somewhat. Rather than another book about the technicalities and the obvious scamminess of it all, this instead looks at the broader social impact: the poor communities in South America and Africa suffering from modern day colonialism; charities and NGOs being scammed into solutions that supposedly work towards their aims but instead absolutely make them worse; the supporting of far-right/longtermist/incel groups. Let Them Eat Crypto is unapologetic in its view that there is not a single good use of the blockchain, and offers a full-throated defence of that that is refreshing to read. What struck me most, though, was how easily translateable this is to the current AI hype - custom-built hardware that will burn out in a year and will end up on landfill, the same names making the same landgrabs for everyone’s mindshare and personal data, the same hype rush overtaking the people asking what this is all actually good for. The books will write themselves in a couple of years time (or, at least, metaphorically).

    Marty Supreme (2025)favorite

    2026-01-02

    Fun to see that Josh Safdie is the brother injecting the severe anxiety into the blood of the Safdie Brothers films. If not as much of a living panic attack as Uncut Gems, Marty Supreme is still cut from the same cloth, a frenetic film bouncing from catastrophe to catastrophe without let-up, all grounded by a compelling performance from Timothee Chalamet. What price glory indeed.

    Whitney - Small Talk (2025)

    2026-01-02

    Very little to grab onto here. Like The War On Drugs, I just cannot get into this kind of American indie rock. But, we move.

    Paul Lang - Doctor Who Annual 2026 (2025)

    2026-01-01

    As is tradition, Mum has given me the Doctor Who annual for Christmas, and as such it is the first book of the year. Not much, as ever, to talk about here. The usual guff, and a short story from Pete McTighe (how many times can Ruby say something “tinged with sarcasm”?).

    The Traitors S4favorite

    2026-01-01

    Oh it’s still one of the best things on television, isn’t it? I mean my god. The tension in that last episode! The “secret traitor” conceit didn’t quite pan out as well as one might have hoped, but still threw something into the mix, at least, rather than stasis. It’s fascinating to see multiple traitors win for the first time, which hopefully demonstrates to future contestants that they don’t have to betray fellow traitors to win, but it’s still a possibility. Should lead to some interesting gameplay, especially as we’re now happily in a feedback loop of players understanding what is and isn’t possible in the game, pushing the envelope (Matt making a pitch to get recruited!) which then becomes accepted lore. God bless Stephen for getting through all that.

    Prima Queen - The Prize (2025)

    2026-01-01

    Starting the effort of listening to an album a day in earnest this year. We saw Prima Queen supporting Everything Everything back in 2024 in Bath, and as they made a point of telling us their album was coming out in 2025, it seemed only fair to make a note. It’s their debut, and it achieves - just about - what it needs to: proof of potential, even if their voice hasn’t yet solidified. Enjoyed enough to give another listen, and early highlights are Meryl Streep and Mexico.

    Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025)

    2026-01-01

    Certainly one of the films that I will have watched in 2026. I dunno, it’s a fun way to start the year. It’s all absolute hokum, of course, and it is massively skating on personality and cool visual location title cards, but the convoluted nature of the thing is fun, and Justice Smith is great in it and deserves all the roles he can get, so I’m perfectly happy with my choices here.

    Peggy's

    Bristol, 2026-01-01

    It’s New Year’s Day, I am surprisingly only mildly hungover compared to how much I drank last night, and a good walk is in order. Fuel is needed. Repeating ourselves from last year, what was once Tin Can but is now Peggy’s is open and ready for us. The Brunch Burger is the one. It’s not quite fully balanced, a bit claggy with the combination of brie and a thick caramelised onion jam sticking the sausage patty in place. Not bad, and does the job, but would be more interested if it gets mixed up a bit in the future.